New bag!

After years of trusty service bike commuting in Portland, the old Timbuk2 bag has been upgraded. The new bag has nifty features like a larger size, built in laptop sleeve for my newer but larger company issued laptop, standard size shoulder strap that takes accessories like the cell phone holder (no more fumbling for the phone in traffic!), more pockets, zippers, etc. inside so I don't lose stuff on the bottom, custom colors and just general usefulness. There's only one problem - it's new! It just doesn't look respectable sitting next to my old workhorse. Anyone want to borrow a new bag for a year to give it that proper broken in look? Maybe I'll just throw it in the mud, stomp on it and drive over it a few times. Not any different from the fake broken in jeans right?