Cyclocross is not golf...

I can't believe the whining on the MCF board! Cyclocross means you're going to get your color-coordinated team kit dirty, you're going to have to get off the bike and run, it's supposed to be hard, and it's supposed to be fun as hell. You might even fall down and go boom if you try to ride something you should be running. If you can't handle that, there's always golf! Sheesh. Drink more beer before the race and you won't feel a thing.