Sunday, January 06, 2008

Yoga jokes

So, a yogi goes to a baseball game and sees the hot dog vendor in the stands. He calls the vendor over and asks for a hot dog, telling the vendor, "Make me one with everything."


So the hot dog vendor makes the hot dog and gives it to the yogi and says, "That'll be four dollars." The yogi hands him a ten dollar bill and the vendor starts to walk away. The yogi yells, "Hey, where's my change?" To which the vendor replies, "Change must come from within."