Yoga jokes

So, a yogi goes to a baseball game and sees the hot dog vendor in the stands. He calls the vendor over and asks for a hot dog, telling the vendor, "Make me one with everything."

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So the hot dog vendor makes the hot dog and gives it to the yogi and says, "That'll be four dollars." The yogi hands him a ten dollar bill and the vendor starts to walk away. The yogi yells, "Hey, where's my change?" To which the vendor replies, "Change must come from within."