Local Category 6 racer admits involvement in Operacion Puerto

MINNEAPOLIS -- May 8, 2007 -- Local Category 6 racer StevenCX admitted today to involvement in Operacion Puerto. He was quick to point out, however, that he didn't use any performance enhancing drugs for today's Opus criterium. "I tried to score some EPO for tonight's race, but my dealer never showed up behind the Caribou, so I was riding clean today." Speculation was rampant that the lack of EPO contributed to being dropped for the 2nd prime, and excuses of not getting a proper warm-up were widely discounted. Paparazzi were able to snap this blurry photo of StevenCX expressing his displeasure at missing the hook-up with Dr. Fuentes.
__Unidentified sources were quoted as saying that StevenCX is currently looking for a new doctor.